CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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