they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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