The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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