Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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