Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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