Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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