why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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