i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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