i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
What drink are we having for lunch?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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