Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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