i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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