This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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