you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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