She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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