The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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