Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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