I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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