Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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