you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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