just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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