If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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