omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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