I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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