Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
why is half of my head shaved?
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