I think I am morally bankrupt
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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