Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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