So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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