Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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