I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
now i know why i became what i already was.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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