I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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