How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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