I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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