Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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