It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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