This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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