i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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