dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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