You surviving the open bar?
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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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