Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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