I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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