dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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