Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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