People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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