why didn't you poke me back
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's rum buckets o'clock
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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