in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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