so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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