Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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