As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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