I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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