Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I am naked and annoyed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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